Saturday, February 22, 2014

Inspirations Part Two: Turns of Phrase

Bruce has a way with words. Molly was Bruce's muse. Over the years phrases entered our household through the happy confluence of Molly's preferences and Bruce's gift.

"Self-Heating Meat Cushion" -- How Bruce imagined Molly saw us. 



"Companion Animals" -- How we described our relationship with Molly.




"Mount Comfy" -- the collection of blankets and pillows at one end of the couch that were the sole dominion of the dog, unless we had company.


Three pillows, two blankets, one dog. This is Schatzi, Molly's cousin on a visit to our old condo.

And here's the gracious hostess happily surrendering her spot to her guest, but keeping an eye on it, too.


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On 6 February 2011, I sent out this meditation on Molly's many names.

Everyone has heard the faux factoid that “Eskimos have 200 words for snow.”

Of course this is not true, and, while Wikipedia proposes a mention in the New York Times in1984 as the factoid’s first official sighting, I know that my father, who travelled north to the land of the Eskimos many times, told us that very thing when we were kids in Edmonton. So, easily a decade or more before the New York Times mention, families were gathered around the kitchen table wisely noting the remarkable fact that Eskimos have 200 words for snow.

Why would people light on such a fanciful notion? I can’t speak for any others, but I know why it appealed to me. It allowed me to imagine that there were people in the world so connected to their surroundings that they could see such distinct differences in a thing – frozen water that has fallen from the sky for example – that they could come up with myriad words for it. The factoid connoted a human appreciation for the world that I thought I would like to emulate.

Thinking on this recently, I noticed that, in English, we have a lot of words for money and even more for being drunk. And, in this household, we have approximately 200 (give or take) words for the dog. In no particular order, here are the ones used in the last forty-eight hours:

Molly – Molly-the-Dog – Molly Dog – Bittie Bud – Bud  Bug – Bed Bug – Bed Hog – Wart Hog (she has a lot of warts) – Little Bug – Sweetie Bug – Silly – Silly Dog – Silly Old Dog – Sweetie – Stinky – Tripod (she goes up the stairs on three legs) – Eye Booger Factory – My Girl – My Little Girl – My Old Girl – My Little Old Girl – Trip Hazard – Pup – Pup Dog – Twinkle Toes.

Along with turns of phrase and fond nicknames, Molly inspired works of art, which you can see here.

Karen
 

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Inspirations Part One: Christmas Greetings

As recounted elsewhere in this blog, Molly had an almost universal appeal. People loved her, would stop to make a fuss about her, would pick her up and kiss her - just like she was a baby, even when she was an old dog.

Finding it hard not to notice this, I thought I could share the wealth even more if I put the dog's image out in the world in various ways. Starting in 2004, I sent out weekly e-mails (the precursor to my other blog, This Week's Picture) with a photo of the dog attached. Even earlier than that, starting in 1998 and running all the way to 2011, I sent out handmade Christmas cards that - except for 2001 - featured the dog.

These came to be known as the Molly-the-Dog Christmas cards and, in years of peak production, more than 150 would be sent out to friends, family, business associates and other admirers of Molly.

Many people say they've kept their cards. For those not on the distribution list or not inclined to collect, here they are.

1998 - Look Both Ways



It was Bruce's idea to put Molly on our cards; the design, assembly, production and distribution of the cards was what I did. 

Molly's first card was a simple two-fold 8 1/2 by 11 inch sheet, colour photocopied from artwork I assembled using origami paper and a couple of rare, lucky shots of the dog. 

The silly joke inside was "Always look both ways before crossing Santa Claus."

1999 - Simple Pleasures


This card was at the other end of the spectrum from its predecessor in terms of complexity and production values. Still made from colour photocopies of artwork made with assembled (and painstakingly cut by hand) origami paper, construction paper and a photo of the dog, this card actually featured moving parts. You could spin the wheel (see arrow) and pictures of simple pleasures would move into the cut out window: sweet treats (the bone), sweet dreams (Molly napping), new toys (a ball) and walkies (a fire hydrant). It took me about a month to make thirty-five of these.

2000 - Christmas Carol Contest



This card was less labour intensive than the one the year before, but it featured a pop-up when you opened it, which required cutting and final assembly of the card by hand. The concept was a contest to add a thirteenth verse featuring Jack Russell Terriers to "The Twelve Days of Christmas." Bruce and I brainstormed the card one fine summer afternoon sitting on the patio of the local pub.
The contest rules were the joke. For example, entrants - in order to be eligible for the highly undesirable prize - had to recite in their proper order all of the verses to the following skill-testing carols: Good King Wenceslas, I Saw Three Ships and O Little Town of Bethlehem.

2001 - No Molly-the-Dog Christmas Card

2002 - Christmas Card Trick 


This was one of two cards to feature Molly wearing something on her head. It's supposed to be a fortune-teller's turban, but it looks more like a croissant. As the ones before it, I made this card by assembling artwork which was then colour photocopied and put together by hand.

It also featured a pop-up on the inside of the card. This was the first card to include a copyright notice on the back. By this point, Molly's cards were sufficiently widely distributed that I thought claiming copyright would be a good idea.




2003 - Election Year



Molly also got a hat for 2003's card, probably one of the least ambitious in terms of production values, concept, copy-writing and colour scheme (not quite sure what I was thinking when I picked that green). On the back it says: "Produced and Distributed under the authority of Molly-the-Dog's Committee to Improve the Christmas Holidays (CITCH). CFO Bruce Clarke, CCO Karen Clark; Maximum Generalissimo Molly-the-Dog.

The joke was that it was not an election year.

2004 - Joy


This was the last hand-assembled, colour photocopied card and the last to feature a pop-up. By 2004, I was deep in the throes of the pesticide by-law wars at the City of Toronto and getting pretty dedicated to my yoga practice. That I had time to do this at all, and cut out 150 pop-up JOYs by hand, is a source of wonder to me now.


Molly's photo on the front of the card, and on the new, improved copyright notice on the back of the card, was taken by Kevan Macrow (though I spelled his name wrong in the credits). 



2005 - Peace on Earth

Looking for a way to simplify production of the Molly-the-Dog cards, I took to creating the artwork on my computer and printing the cards myself with my colour printer. This eliminated hand-cutting and hand-assembly and made it easier to match production to demand. However, the card-weight paper and my crappy little Dell laser jet printer didn't work that well together. I lost a lot of card blanks (at a buck a pop) to misfeeds and then lost the printer when I smashed it with my fist in a fit of frustration. I suppose that detail makes it mildly funny that the theme for the card was "peace."



Molly's copyright notice included a special message this year.



2006 - Hide from the Holidays

By Christmas 2006, I had started at the Ministry of the Environment and was 'way too busy to be making my own cards, but I did anyway. I'd bought a better printer so at least that went smoothly. I compensated for the unfestive shot of the dog hiding from me under the bed by affixing Christmas ornament stickers from the dollar store. 




2007 - All Purpose Greetings

That we were almost completely out of ideas for cards was pretty clear this year. The inside featured multiple choice lists of salutations and holidays. 




2008 - Brain Buster

Without time to put together nifty gimmicks or even well-written cards, I turned my focus to at least providing Molly's fans with a good photo of her. This shot was taken on November 11, 2008. Molly was thirteen, but still chasing the ball like a puppy.




2009 - May All Your Sweaters Come with Gift Return Receipts 

I bought these three sweaters for the dog and the card concept just jumped right out at me.


2010 - Old-Timer's Nimble Noggin Festive Quiz

2010's card featured a multiple choice quiz (as did the 2008 card) and a photo of Molly warm and snug indoors superimposed on a shot of our snowy back yard. 



2011 - Comfort and Joy 

Molly had gone on to her next reward by the time Christmas 2011 came around. I deliberated back and forth about whether or not I would do a card. For her fans, I did one last one.


With this last copyright notice.


Christmas cards were just one of the many creative endeavours inspired by the dog. Here are some more

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Walks and Walkers


For the first six years of her life, we were Molly's walkers. During the day, Bruce would go to work and I would, in between my desperate attempts to put together a sole practice in environmental law, take Molly for hour-long walks twice a day. 

One of her favourites (and mine, but for different reasons) was the walk to the bank. It was about twenty minutes each way from our condo at Jarvis and Maitland to the bank branch just west of Yonge and Bloor. 

Being in the bank was even more fun than walking there. The line ups were always long, so I brought toys to keep the dog and the people waiting amused. There was the usual stream of admirers during these visits, none more admiring than the pleasant teller who manned the Business Service counter. She always made quite a fuss about the dog.

No surprise then that Molly hated to leave. After I'd done my banking, we'd be on the sidewalk headed for the corner and Molly would put on the brakes. The first time she did this, she couldn't have weighed more than four pounds, but I was caught completely by surprise and she almost pulled the leash out of my hand. She definitely stopped me in my tracks. 

I turned around and looked at my tiny, stubborn, resolute, cute little dog planted firmly on the sidewalk, determined to return to the fan-filled haven of TD Canada Trust. There was a short stand off. Then I got that familiar feeling of being watched. Two women out for a cigarette in front of 2 Bloor West had seen the whole thing and were laughing heartily.

Pleased, annoyed, embarrassed and defeated, but ultimately still the one in charge, I picked Molly up and carried her to the corner.

On the weekends, we had many dog-walk adventures, including a fabled eleven kilometre round-trip hike to the Upper Canada Brewery location on Atlantic Avenue. Bruce, Molly and I walked all the way there from Jarvis and Wellesley. Along the way, we encountered another instant fan/friend who had just lost her own little JRT. I hazarded to ask how old the dog had been and what had caused it to die. 

"Thirteen," said the young woman with a really sad look, "Cancer." 

When we got to the brewery, Molly connected with a nice little kid who played frisbee fetch with her for the whole time we stayed. Then we walked all the way back. She slept pretty soundly that night.

When the dog was in her prime we took long walks to Riverdale Park and down into the Don River Valley, or west along Bloor into the University of Toronto campus and Queen's Park. We tried to avoid places where there were lots of crowds on the sidewalks because Molly just disappeared among the moving feet and I was always a little worried someone would inadvertently kick her. If we walked her along the Danforth where lots of families were out Molly would inevitably trigger a "look at the cute doggie" commotion. 


As she grew, we put Molly into a variety of restraints, starting with a cat collar (dog collars were too big) and then a cat harness when we figured out that Molly's throat was not well suited to a collar. We got her a proper woven nylon leash that was hers for her whole long life and a nylon harness that assisted emergency extractions when Molly was mobbed by big dogs.



We liked going on walks with the dog, but opportunities for exercise were also right next to our condo building - until they started locking the gate - in the playing field at Jarvis Collegiate. There we would throw balls and frisbees and sticks for the dog.

For the short time that we could find them, we bought her balls to play with that were probably three times her height. They weren't beach balls exactly, but still pretty light. They made her crazy. She'd chase them around the playing field, bat them with her head, launch them into the air and bark like a maniac. 

The playing field was overlooked by two high rise apartment buildings - one on Maitland and one on Homewood. I learned from one of the residents in the Homewood building that Molly was famous and people would watch her from their balconies while she played with the giant balls. Of course, good things can't last. Big dogs would come along and try to play with Molly's big ball. One bite, and the ball game was over.



When I started my job at the City of Toronto, Molly had just turned six and it was no longer an option for me to walk her during the day. 

Over the next decade, Molly had three walkers. The first was a neighbour in the condo building we lived in. That arrangement lasted about a year. The second was another neighbour in the building and she helped us for a couple of years, but then she went out west and we were stuck again.


A friend told us about someone she knew who walked dogs and who had also once lived in the building. His name was Brent. We gave him a call. He agreed to walk Molly - and he remained her walker from that point to her very last day on the planet.

Everyone should have someone like Brent in their lives. In all the years he walked Molly for us, he never, ever called to say he couldn't make it. 

Brent loved Molly and Molly loved Brent. We boarded Molly with Brent when we travelled. She would stay at his place, sleep in his bed (displacing Brent's own dog, a sweet-natured lab mix named Sage), boss all the other dogs around who were staying with Brent and more or less run the place. 

To spare her the disruption when we moved from our penthouse condo to our townhouse condo we boarded Molly with Brent. 

When Brent brought Molly to our new place, we welcomed him in, showed him the new place and chatted for a while in the front hallway. When he turned to go, Molly headed out the door with him. 

Molly wasn't just our pet. She was our muse. Read more here.